. . . waking up, looking out the window and wondering if that's snow on the tree branches . . . and then realizing . . . .
YIKES, IT'S TOILET PAPER !
Congratulations, your house was TP'd last night.
Chances are you've got kids in school . . . and their "friends" performed the age old, stealth prank of throwing rolls of toilet paper over your tree branches in the middle of the night. Best send them out to pull down the white strands (hopefully before it rains.) The kids usually have a pretty good idea of the "guilty parties" involved . . . and are already scheming some form of retaliation.